Nasruddin's neighbor needed a loan.
"I'm desperate!" he said. "Can you possibly loan me six hundred silver coins? Then just let me have one month to pay the loan back. One month is all I need, I swear!"
"You want me to give you six hundred silver coins, then a month to pay me back," Nasruddin repeated. "Well, I can do half."
"Bless you! Three hundred will be a big help."
"That's not what I meant," said Nasruddin. "I don't have any money at all to loan you, but you can have a month in which to pay me back."
Inspired by: The Best Anecdotes of Nasreddin Hoca by Kemal Yorenc
Notes: This story is on p. 42 of the book.