As he ran, he saw a wandering holy man beside the road. "Hide yourself!" Nasruddin shouted at the dervish. "Robbers are coming! They'll kill you for sure!"
"I serve God," replied the dervish, "and I know he will protect me."
"Well, that's good," said Nasruddin as he disappeared down the road. "But just in case, you might want to find a hiding place!"
Inspired by: The World of Nasrudin by Idries Shah, free to read online at the Idries Shah Foundation.
Notes: This is story #184 in the book.